I want this tree skirt:
If you would like to buy it for me, you can get it at Nieman Marcus for $650.00.
What's that? You already bought me a $650.00 Christmas present this year? Oh, well then I'll just have to take myself to Target and purchase a $10.00 60" round table cloth.
And cut it up one side to the exact center...
And now, even though my tree doesn't have Nieman's $650.00 tree skirt, I'm pleased. It's very wabi-sabi, and it makes me happy.